There are plenty of reasons to buy a fedora, including:
1. To look cool
2. To be amazing
3. Because what else would you spend your money on
4. To help support our growth
5. To get all of the babes
6. ForTehLolz
7. Because its a fedora
8. It allows you to say M'lady
9. You will learn the most interesting insults
10. To keep you dry in the rain
11. To bring out your inner Capone
12. To represent all those who used to wear them
13. Because you can design it in any way you want
14. Goes with every outfit
15. To increase China's export
16. To make us at Fedoras For All® happy
17. To free your inner swag
18. To please the devil
19. Because I made this for you!
20. Because they feel so nice on the head
21. They have been proven to increase your chance of survival
in a war-zone (no-one can kill you if you are that cool)
22.Because they don't cost That much
23. Because all the cool people are doing it
24. I told you to
25. As Shia Labeouf said: Just Do It
26. They give you the ability to fly
27. They have a disclaimer on them for all the lies we tell
28. Al Capone would want you to
29. You've spent so long reading these that you deserve to buy one
30. Because we spent so much time making this
31.They link you to Capone's spirit, allowing you to get away with murder
32. Bowl for your Duritos
33. Disappoint your parents
34. Give you even more reason not to live
35.The leather ones smell like roadkill
36. Helps you run for your life from cannibal Shia Labeouf
1. To look cool
2. To be amazing
3. Because what else would you spend your money on
4. To help support our growth
5. To get all of the babes
6. ForTehLolz
7. Because its a fedora
8. It allows you to say M'lady
9. You will learn the most interesting insults
10. To keep you dry in the rain
11. To bring out your inner Capone
12. To represent all those who used to wear them
13. Because you can design it in any way you want
14. Goes with every outfit
15. To increase China's export
16. To make us at Fedoras For All® happy
17. To free your inner swag
18. To please the devil
19. Because I made this for you!
20. Because they feel so nice on the head
21. They have been proven to increase your chance of survival
in a war-zone (no-one can kill you if you are that cool)
22.Because they don't cost That much
23. Because all the cool people are doing it
24. I told you to
25. As Shia Labeouf said: Just Do It
26. They give you the ability to fly
27. They have a disclaimer on them for all the lies we tell
28. Al Capone would want you to
29. You've spent so long reading these that you deserve to buy one
30. Because we spent so much time making this
31.They link you to Capone's spirit, allowing you to get away with murder
32. Bowl for your Duritos
33. Disappoint your parents
34. Give you even more reason not to live
35.The leather ones smell like roadkill
36. Helps you run for your life from cannibal Shia Labeouf